I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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