Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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