Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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