I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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