Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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