guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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