Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Your dad touched me again.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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