READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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