dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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