So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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