yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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