There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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