I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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