i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm getting married
To pizza
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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