Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Come on in and take your pants off
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