Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
