Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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