"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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