I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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