I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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