If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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