Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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