my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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