So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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