question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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