I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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