I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
porn star boner night. come get it.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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