he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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