we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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