Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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