I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I'm really busy with my period
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