I puked a lego.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
50% drunk capacity currently
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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