weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
