i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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