well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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