The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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