Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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