This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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