I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I FOUND THE LEGS
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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