The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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