at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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