its not stalking. its research.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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