But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Sorry my hands just texted you
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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