we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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