What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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