yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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