these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Is Oprah even human
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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