Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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