We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
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