With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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