And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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