TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
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In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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