At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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