Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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