Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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